Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this video.

This is really great but she’s an adult and her porn is literally child porn. I’m not judging her for that. It just seems weird to proclaim so proudly in a peace like this.

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sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different


i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything




my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts 


when this hits 100k notes i’m making him reblog my selfie and you should too






"Looting? I thought these were supposed to be nonviolent protests"

I know it’s incredible! People are literally coming out of the woodwork to comment on this photoset to focus on the looting headline with “well yes it is nice they were helping people hit with the tear gas, but stealing is still wrong uwu” as if they’re back to kindergarten morality.

Like everyone who’s gone to boot camp I’ve been tear gassed. They put about 50+ of you in a gas chamber and toss it in. You have to stay there until your rank is allowed to exit. Before that though, you have to say your name, rank, and social security number. You then exit and file into ranks (again) outside and are not allowed at any point to rinse your face or eyes for the entire day.

That right there? Easily the worst part of boot camp. My eyes were literally swollen shut. I was blinded for a good 30 minutes and my chest hurt for days.

I have zero problem and not and ounce of judgement for people raiding a mcdonalds that can easily afford to repair damage for ANYTHING to help ease the shittiness that is being tear gassed. Esp because every one of us in boot were medically sound to deal with tear gas. Children, asthmatics, people prone to panic and anxiety attacks, the elderly as sooo many more are NOT going to handle tear gas well at ALL.

Or that smoke the police use either.

It’s easy to sit there and judge someone from the safety of your home and say things like “it’s just tear gas” or “it can’t be that bad”.

Fuck you. As someone who HAS been gassed, you need to stfu.

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Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck


Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively



when ur teacher asks whos presenting next

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i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy


i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

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Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:


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